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Come back to me...

It wasn’t your fault, bud. They made you do it. You’d never hurt him.

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thesouthernsugarbelle:

magic-fantasy-life:

scorpio-tales:

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

THIS. THIS. THIS/

OMG THIS

I love this with all of me.

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Anonymous asked

Black is beautiful. White is beautiful and every other color in between is also beautiful. :)

odinsblog:

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jayjsupremacy:

lookatthewords:

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I dunnoooo I think you already know that “White is beautiful” don’t you?

Or will it shatter your beauty if I recognize mine?

WELL DAMN

Perfect.

Straight up dedicating this post to allergictofeeling who so exemplifies this post by reblogging a post about Nicki Minaj  image then tagged it “no need to play the race card

please keep your self centered ignorance, micro-aggressions and derailing all to yourself

#sexenreblogs   #ask   
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whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

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If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

 - Kendra Wells (via droqo)
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non-binary-bucky:

Bucky has a lot of phobias. Really in terms of recovery he’s done fantastically well. 

But he still hears a bone saw in the food processor, and the clippers at the hairdresser, and it’s better if Steve takes the laundry to a launderette rather than try to use the machine. 

He doesn’t like guns, which is understandable. Doesn’t like knives or batons or dogs with sharp teeth. Doesn’t like whispering, or hushed voices.

Or German or Russian or Italian. He understands all three, but he still thinks the teenagers on a school trip are plotting against him when he hears their German accents.

He doesn’t like cold water, not that he’d go to a pool when he’s still so conscious of the changes to his body. But he doesn’t like it one bit, not to drink, not to touch, not to be held down and bathed in an icy solution until his heart slows to a stop. 

And he doesn’t like electrical wires. He sees them coming out of his phone and attaching to his scalp, he sees the lead to the TV doubled over and wrapping round his shoulder with a sharp sting. Drawing blood.

Bucky doesn’t like lab coats or businessmen. In fact, he doesn’t much like men at all, but he tolerates Steve because he likes Steve. He would prefer it if Steve were not a man. He is weary of Sam, and frightened of Fury, because he remembers cars and guns and blood, he remembers killing him, the decimation of Steve’s old apartment. 

He likes Natasha Romanoff, but he won’t go near Natalia Romanova, and he likes Pepper but he won’t be in a room with anyone who could ever claim to have been Iron Man. 

Bucky does not like trains or snow. He won’t go past either unless he’s holding Steve’s hand, preferably both, hard enough to to cut off circulation. Or save one of them from a nasty fall.

Bucky is scared of the sound made when something is swished through the air. No matter how distant, he knows it will hit him. The ceiling fan is a repeat offender and is torn from its fittings as punishment. Steve will not be getting his deposit back. No matter.

Bucky doesn’t like rubber, the smell or the taste, and he doesn’t like chairs with arm rests. Their apartment has no such chairs, except for the couch, which is allowed since only one arm rest can be used at a time. Bucky sits mostly on the floor.

Bucky doesn’t like showers, but won’t lie down in the bath. Their bathroom is glass and linoleum, because he knows better than to go near a tiled surface. 

Their apartment has no air-con, no cooker-hood and no vacuum cleaner, because none of these things are permitted. A gardener mowing the lawn in Central Park sends him running home before Steve can even turn his head. 

Bucky likes small spaces, so long as they are stout enough that he cannot stand up or stretch out in them. Likes the cupboard under the kitchen sink, where Steve has placed a cushion for him. Doesn’t like the waste disposal, because it makes that horrible sound and because he hits his head on it sometimes. Doesn’t like the plumber who comes to fix the sink when he rips the waste disposal out, because the plumber is a man and he smells of damp places. 

Bucky doesn’t like to take his clothes off first. He needs to see Steve in his briefs before he’ll take off his shirt, Steve’s bare toes before he’ll remove his shoes. Doesn’t like for Steve to get dressed without him. Steve lets him get up first. 

Bucky won’t eat food from someone else’s hand (or fork, or chopsticks), won’t have anything placed in his mouth, even if he’s happy to hold Steve to the bed and do it for himself. 

Doesn’t like his head held down or his arm taken off; the MRI scan is more trouble than it’s worth and even though Bucky doesn’t break the machine, he cries with his face tilted away from the doctors and grips Steve’s hand and tells him that he wants to.

"I’m scared of a lot of things," He confesses guiltily when Steve is forced to chuck out the iron, because the cable is just too thick and Bucky can’t sleep now that he knows it’s in the house, even though the chances of Steve whipping him with it are precisely zero. It falls into the charity box outside, clunking against the coffee machine which failed it’s sound testing.

"It’s okay," Steve tells him, and means it. 

"Are you scared of anything?" Bucky wants to know. 

Steve steps up close and lets Bucky fall against his chest, but doesn’t put his arms around him, because that’s Not Allowed and frightening as well. “Only one thing.”

"What is it?"

"Losing you." Steve leans to press a silent kiss to Bucky’s forehead. "And spiders."

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ealperin:

arte-mysia:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

I’m terrified that one day in the far future when aliens come to our world this is going to be what they find
Not the monuments we built or the art that we made
Instead the rest of the universe will remember us as the species that created ‘Broga’

I’m honestly getting really tired of men being so terrified of being thought of as feminine that they have to constantly rename things just to make them sound more manly.  Makes me think that they’ve got egos the size of a flea.

This is just…
Woooooooow.

ealperin:

arte-mysia:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

I’m terrified that one day in the far future when aliens come to our world this is going to be what they find

Not the monuments we built or the art that we made

Instead the rest of the universe will remember us as the species that created ‘Broga’

I’m honestly getting really tired of men being so terrified of being thought of as feminine that they have to constantly rename things just to make them sound more manly.  Makes me think that they’ve got egos the size of a flea.

This is just…

Woooooooow.

#STOP   #WITH   #THE GENDERED   #NICKNAMES   #sexenreblogs   #photo   
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officialbuckybarnes:

officialsteverogers:

You follow me on tumblr but will you follow me into war

shut the fuck up steve

#sexenreblogs   #text   
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wynterwydow asked

So there is this fan/internet theory going around that James "Bucky" Barnes was actually enlisted versus volunteering for the war effort, thanks to the first Captain America movie context where Buck calls off his service number starting with 32--- Interestingly enough, the scanned image currently presented on the Wikipedia entry on WWII U.S. Army Service numbers starts with "32". I think that an intern had a case of the Wikipedias; the actor that plays Bucky advocates volunteering. Thoughts?

historicallyaccuratesteve:

Okay, I think you’ve got a little bit of a vocabulary mix-up here, because enlisting and volunteering (at least in the US military) are the same thing. The fanon/canon is that Bucky was drafted—essentially, his name/number was called and he had the choice to go, run away to Canada, or be imprisoned.

The reason this has really taken hold is because the service number he repeats while in Zola’s lab in the first movie is “32557(038).” The “32” at the beginning indicates that he is from New York, and that he was drafted (a “12” at the beginning would mean he enlisted).

While it’s possible an intern had a case of the Wikipedias and just picked a number off the Wiki page, this seems unlikely for a couple reasons. Number one, it’s actually a line in the film, so it was the screenwriters (Markus and McFeely) who wrote that in. Number two, that same Wikipedia page has the explanation of the numbers right next to the image, and the explanation is much, much easier to read than the image. Number three, the service number on Steve’s documents from the first film start with “12,” which means whoever put those together was aware of what the numbers indicated (even if the props department gets basically everything else wrong, ha!).

I’ve seen the clip where Sebastian Stan talks about his theory re: Bucky’s enlistment. He essentially says that he thinks Bucky enlisted out of a sense of duty—to the country, to his family, to his father’s memory—and then found that war was not what he thought it would be (that’s a broad paraphrase). I actually really like this headcanon (and I love that Stan has his own theories on his character), but I still think he’s wrong.

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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

caramelkite
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an accidental romance. for quiet mornings and soft nights, a little sweet and a little sad, music for the melting frost in early spring. [listen] [take it home]

01. Remember Us - Gabriel Royal
02. Paint - The Paper Kites
03. Berlin - RY X
04. Lovers Desire - Anais Mitchell
05. Munich - Corinne Baily Rae
06. Manek And Ilona - Pearl and the Beard
07. A Thousand Paper Cranes - Mono
08. Love is All - The Tallest Man On Earth
09. While We Have the Sun - Mirah

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clonewrites:

CLONEWRITES’ DISNEY DREAMCAST:The Princess and the Frog (2009) - Tiana • Nicole Beharie

clonewrites:

CLONEWRITES’ DISNEY DREAMCAST:
The Princess and the Frog (2009) - Tiana • Nicole Beharie

#yes   #sexenreblogs   #photo   
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Anonymous asked

Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

#sexenreblogs   #ask   
September 2014
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forianna asked

Choose between: Cake or death (I've been watching Eddie Izard today while I work, forgive me <3)

CAKE DEFINITELY